What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

But this is not

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I don't like

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

You shall not bear false witness.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Bible.. Hm.?

Deuteronomy 17

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

This isn't going to, hurt.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Innocent before proven guilty

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like religions.

Maybe leave out

Lose lips shimk ships.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Your going to be alright just relax

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?